DEAR GASPIG

Like every other idiot in the world, I saw your site on Slashdot today.

So... I have a Land Rover Freelander, which is, truth be told, really a car. I am a BMX racer and use the trucklet to take me and three other people to the trails (plus four bikes via the hitch rack). Plus, the Freelander weighs the same and has the same size motor as an Accord V6. Should I feel guilty? I had a Discovery, which is a much bigger truck, but I used it to pull Grand Cherokees out of the ditch every winter.

I also have a BMW 330i and a Superformance S1, which weighs 1400 pounds and is shorter than an Excursion's wheelbase. You don't know fear until you have been doing 110 on the freeway in this thing and have had an Ex-whatever just pull in front of you... because they can't see you in their mirrors.

So, can I get an absolution? And why are you picking on on those CR-V and RAV4 owners? Most of the cute-utes are lighter and smaller than, say, an Intrepid... and if they are more likely to roll over, well that will cull the herd of people who can't steer into the skid.

hi Jack
good stuff! sounds like you're really using the freelander. still, i think any vehicle (even the cr-v and rav4) with a warning sticker showing it rolling over is kind of a lousy bet. my pathfinder's engine is similar to my accord, but the accord gets twice the mpg - weight and aerial profile. that's cool what you say about towing cherokees from ditches - doesn't say much for the cherokees. the bmw sounds like an awesome ride... watch out for them Ex-trucks!

i absolve you my son. five hail marys and see you next week. hey man, i'm not out to make you feel bad about your car - just ranting on my soapbox. all the best! would you like a sticker for that freelander?

joe
the Pig

DEAR GASPIG:

I do like how one of your writers (letter 62) used the words:

"If you don't like it then leave and go live in some communist country with all your liberal friends."

Given that the terms "communist" (authoritarian, left), and "liberal" - (liberal, er.. either way) are by definition opposed, it's a miracle this man managed to finish his paragraph without drowning in his own drool!

I mean.. not only is there a rather famous landmark in NY which kinda contributes to a good description of the term, but as a word which is by definition an exact opposite to the word "authoritarian" - surely it's more "liberal" NOT to ban SUVs? bah..

Only in america :-) Good site!

yesterday i had an amusing conversation with a woman who said she's all for free press and all, but they shouldn't be allowed to do stories about the liberals and their anti-war protests. another woman told me recently that the world would be a better place if we just nuked the entire middle east. god love em, man! i don't consider myself brilliant or anything, but i've got a pretty keen grasp of the obvious! :-) thanks for the letter!
joe
the Pig
www.gaspig.com

DEAR GASPIG:

Hi,
I have enjoyed your gaspig.com website and am happy that more people are becoming aware of the problems indirectly caused by our oil addiction. I drive a 2002 VW New Beetle TDI 5spd and have a lifetime average of 48 mpg's, mixed city and highway. I also burn a B20 blend, which is 20% soy-based biodiesel (a domestic, renewable, clean-burning, superior diesel with a nearly closed carbon cycle) and 80% petro diesel. In Europe, diesel engines are sold in 40% of the new cars, mainly because of their superior fuel economy. Almost every major car manufacturer in Europe offers a diesel engine in most of their cars. North America is a different story. Because of the powerful trucking and oil lobby, the quality of our diesel fuel is several orders of magnitude worse than what's avaiable in Europe (that's changing in 2006 with ULSD). This means that most European-designed diesels won't run on today's North American diesel fuel. This leaves the sole supplier of North American passenger diesels as Volkswagen. Furthermore, their only passenger diesel engine VW sells in NA is the 1.9L TDI. Fortunately, you can get it in 4 forms:

1) Golf (most popular)
2) Jetta
3) Jetta Wagon (mmm....yummy....excellent handling, spacious, long roof rack, and still gets 50mpg :) -- I should have gotten one of these !! )
4) New Beetle (that's what I drive)

Unlike diesels of old, a modern diesel engine has performance and emissions comparable to a similar-sized gasoline engine. However, the fuel economy is far superior. VW TDIs are EPA rated at 42/49, though many of us TDI drivers regularly see over 50mpgs and even 60mpgs, putting the VW TDI models up there with the Insight and the Prius. What gives the TDI an edge over any gasoline-based engine is the ability to run 100% biodiesel. That's right. 0% petroleum. At $2.50/gallon, B100 is cheap enough to make it a reasonable fuel alternative. How's that for cutting our dependence on foreign oil :)
If you're interested in learning more about clean diesel technology, including biodiesel (which, by the way, is what will keep internal combustion engines running long after we have depleted the world's petroleum reserves), please visit the forums at www.tdiclub.com . You'll find a lot of people concerned about fuel economy, terrorism, global warming, despotic regimes, and oil depedency problems in general. You'll also find very few SUV fans :)

David White
Glenview, IL

DEAR GASPIG

Hi,
Dont know if you know about this car (called SMART), but its a 2 seater car, that eats around 5 liters per 100km and can very comfortably fit two people plus their holiday shopping, or golf bags, or weekend packing (and if you are pushing it, 2 of the aforementioned). It is only 2.5 meters long and can be parked perpendicular to the curb without obstructing traffic! Its available as a convertible, and if you really want you can even put 2xBikes or some ski's on the back of the car! Its now recently been made available as a roadster too, a bit longer, but alot more sporty. Its a perfect city car and useful for shorter trips to the country.

Its owned by DaimlerChrysler and manufactured in France. Check it out, I am going through my second already in sweden and i think when its made available in the US it will be a great addition to crowded city. I heard DaimlerChrysler is working on getting them to the US now.
www.smart.com

DEAR GASPIG

Not my 'toon, but a photograph of a toon that is on a Gas Pump at the Mobile Station on Los Positas St. in Santa Barbara, CA.
(oh, and I drive a small sedan.)

..jonah

DEAR GASPIG

Love it, we need a Canadian equivalent. I can tell youthat the suv craze is just as bad up here... Sometimes, the Bruce Cockburn song comes to mind... "If I had a rocket launcher..."AAAAnyways, what I really meant to point out to you is that your store is broken: http://gaspig.com/miva?/Merchant2/merchant.mv gives me a 404

Keep up the excellent work!

DEAR GASPIG

Okay here are my views on SUV's. I drive one, but it is not a gas guzler it uses diesel. I get better mileage than most of the other sedans in the family (which incluse 2 ford focus's, one 2002 SVT and one 2000 ZX3, and my daughters 2002 Volkswgean Jetta). My SUV is a 2001 Ford Excursion. I had it specialy made so it is two wheel drive. It is considered a large SUV but to me it is a truck. I use it to haul engines to Long Island, and my 7 person family out to dinner once a month. I also have 3 animals, one pitbull, one mutt about the size of the pitbull, and a kitten. When we go on vacation all 7 people, and 3 animals have to go with us. Some people will say get a minivan, but we used to have one and as our children have grown (they range in ages from 13-20) they need more leg room and not to be in as close vicinity to eachother as they were in the van. And this Excursion is the only SUV made to accomodate all of this. And no I am not one of those crazy mothers on a power trip when I drive. I am very curtious I singal when I turn, Let people cross the crosswalk by stopping, stop at all stop signs, and obey the speed limit. I have been in one asccident in the 50,000 miles that I have driven that car. It was the other drivers fault, he changed lanes into my passenger side. He claimed he didn't see me there, he was driving a Subaru WRX. I am not denying that some of these cars guzzle gas but its those people paying for it and we live in America so they have a right to. But I still feel that if they want to drive a car like that they better have a good reason and not just oh, I look cool in it. I wouldn't change in my Excursion for the world.

wow! a letter from a driver of the notorious excursion. thanks! i'll post it just as you wrote it. sometimes i see an excursion towing along a yacht or some huge trailer and it makes sense. utility vehicles have been around since the first autos and will be around for a long time to come. the problem is that suvs have become the latest fashion trend and people are lining up like ramp models on parade. what the rest of us see are traffic jams filled with top heavy vehicles that kick up lots of smog. i completely agree that some people use suvs how they were meant to be used, however most don't. thanks a lot for taking time to email your thoughts!
joe
the Pig
www.gaspig.com

DEAR GASPIG

Hi Gaspig

Good to see someone in the states has come to their senses. I quite like these comments below but feel they should be the main part of your page rather than a little trifle in the corner.

I drive a Fiat Punto 1.2ltr petrol which manages around 35 mpg mixed driving. This is the family car, five of us.... Keep up the good work lets hope a it makes a difference. Derek

"OIL DEPENDENT At the pump, part of your gas money goes to dictatorships run by people who don't like you. Given today's technology, 12 - 15 mpg is a joke"

"The choice of vehicle you drive has a greater effect on the environment than any other choice you make as a consumer" Union of Concerned Scientists

"DID YOU KNOW.... over 70% of SUV and light truck drivers support the Ca. legislation to further limit vehicle emissions".

"America has the best paved roads in the world. We buy cars like we live on the Serengeti"

DEAR GASPIG

I need a sticker! The grade school that my children attends has a parking lot full of these pigs. The entry door would be a great location.

DEAR GASPIG

http://www.detroitproject.com/ You should place a link to here on your site. cheers chadd Done...

DEAR GASPIG

Love your site!

You probably should disclaim the SUV drop to point out that proof of vehicle ownership is required. Honestly, If I had several hundred thousand dollars to spare I would volunteer a small army of SUVs for the drop--that is, all the SUVs my ignorant L.A. friends drive. In fact, this would make for a rather fun (but litigation filled) spin on the popular design program "While You Were Out." Instead of coming home to a artfully redecorated living room, you pull up and there's your redesigned Escalade--or the two dimensional remnant of it. Alas, a suitable answer to the challenge of turning your SUV into a compact!

Long live gaspig.com!

Augie

Lots and Lots and Lots more letters - I'll post more every day.