Love your site. Most amusing are the letters from folks trying to justify their hideous purchases. A cute USENET post is below; the enclosed .wav snip was on the answering machine of a friend (could have been an SUV dealer though)...
Cheers -- Mark

>>> American women are to blame for this most destructive phenoma. You
>>> see, if an American male is told just once that he is 'small', because
>>> of our culture, he is doomed to a compulsion of driving these
>>> mastadons that are ever increasing in size. One must have great
>>> sympathy for the poor guy driving alone in his big "4x4" roll-over
>>> special that is raised up high with huge, bulging, noisy tires that
>>> portrude far beyond the fender well openings. The tragedy is that it
>>> is all so unneccessary! If it weren't for the irresponsible outbursts
>>> of those American women, this great nation would be far closer to
>>> achieving energy independence. The fact that recent events in the
>>> world have done nothing to discourage this trend merely illustrates
>>> how ingrained it has become within our national psyche.

thanks Mark! glad you like it. the letters are pretty much my favorite
part of the site - what people write in often blows away anything i
could write. thanks for sending the quote... will post it. can i send
you a sticker?
joe
the Pig

Joe, thanks for the nice response. Yeah, I like that quote,
and the sad thing is that it often fits. I only have one real
friend who drives a big SUV. He claims that he was born in a
Suburban, and his folks carried him all over Montana in that
thing, and it's some kind of emotional hangup. I appreciate
you offering to send the sticker, but hey, I've got a great
printer and some labels. I think I'll put it on my ugly old
Suzuki GS450E; it actually takes more gas than the Prius.

Keep up the good work, Thanks -- Mark

great Mark - when you have it posted, i'd love a photo to put up on the "fleet" pages.
joe