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dear mr. pig,
i deserve some stickers because i don't even own a car.
i ride my bike/ skateboard to and from the city every day
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I think that It's ridiculous that people think they need a gigantic SUV
to get from point A to point B. And with gas prices this high why
can't people just but hybrid cars it's strange to me that car companies
are making any money selling huge cars that do nothing but guzzle gas.
I'm asking for some stickers to put around my neighborhood to show
people how stupid they are for buying their huge SUV in the first place.
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I drive a light Chevy pickup - 25 mpg. My brother bought a HUMMER: 6 -7 mpg. I want to place the sticker on his HUMMER, sit back and watch.
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Dearest Mister Pig,
I feel that I am extremely worthy of a free bumper sticker for several reasons. Allow me to further elaborate.
1. I absolutely loathe the taste of pork and refuse to eat sausage, bacon, pork chops, or any other forms of cooked-pig atrocities. I do, however, love to look at a fine pig like yourself.
2. I once hugged a tree, and when I mean hugged, I mean, well, hugged, duh!
3. I do not have a car, I bum rides from other people, therefore, I "carpool" and save gas. I once, once, even rode a bicycle to the store. (This is a feat because I live a good twenty-five miles away from any other form of civilization.)
4. I will personally e-mail you a large thank-you letter telling you what ways I used and enjoyed (wink, wink) my sticker.
I look forward to seeing that beautiful, beautiful bumper sticker in my mailbox within four-six weeks or less.
With undying gratitude,
Brittany
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Why should I get a sticker? Well, for starters, I'm 6 foot two inches
and cram myself into a 1998 Honda Civic that gets 34 MPG average.
Having to commute every day, I am more than aware of the popularity of
these obscenely large vehicles that everyone seems to own now. I hate
them all- and I wonder how anyone can afford to keep the thing full of
gasoline!!! Nothing would give me greater pleasure than to let them
know how I feel while gridlocked!
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SEND 3 STICKERS FOR MY VAN AND WHEELCHAIR TO SPREAD THE GAS PIG'S WORD OF WISDOM.
TIM
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I accidently put a hole in my boyfriend's wall. So now i gotta cover it up. Hence...the PIG sticker. :)
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hello, the pig dude or w/e you are exactly
my name is Gabriel Romero and i hate how people think this world is thiers
to destroy with thier useless SUV( which stand for to as Stupid Useless
Vehichles) i want thses stickers to put on mydads suv, im 17 and i want
everyone to know what they are doing to this earth, children are the future
so i belive you guys mission is the future and im a child so i would like to
join you and help change this view of needing overpriced earth destroying
cars just to go to pick up some groceries, it is just too much and im very
passionate about consevating earth..............and plus this war over oil
makes me sick i just want to show pres. Bush that he is the only one
fighting for that and that the rest of us dont care about oil and his ego.
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I want a free sticker for my college sculpture class. Im compiling a
collection of stickers from all over the world, and I need your help.
thanks
Dan
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I would like a bumper sticker to put on my GAS PIG - a 1969 Cadillac
Coupe deVille which gets about 6 miles to the gallon - but is a real
looker!!!
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Wow, you're really into Environtalism and Politics, aren't you? :) That's a good thing, haha. I've always learned psycho theories, and somewhere they got kinda mixed together, but that's one thing I knew, It bites how the Arabs control Oil, since Buying oil is just like buying drugs - it can fund terrorism! So, I'm glad to meet another person concerned about those things! Cheers mate. - Jesse.
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just ask my girl. I drive a big big pig I am a big big pig I need this sticker to make all pigs stand up and grunt!!!!!!!!!
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I like stickers.
I've vandalized at least 50 SUVs in my area.
I like stickers
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I have 3 Hum-vs in my area and they all have loud mufflers.and they allways
step on the gas when they go past my house.My blood pressure is going up.I
need stickers for a night misson.thanks.Lonnie
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I just bought a Toyota Prius!
Nathan
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because i drive a big dumb ass truck for work and am sick and tired of it pumping on $2.00+ a gallon into it only to have to fill it back up agian the next day it sux!!!!
no fat trucks.com sticker if yer impressed or as many as u want to send so i can stick them all over the place shit i would cover my whole truck in them completely lmao!
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Attached is a pic of my gas pig. It gets roughly... 8 miles to the gallon.
With a good tailwind. Downhill... Enjoy!!
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Hey. I'd like two stickers. One to put on my car, and one to put on the
hummer that's always at my work.
-Jesse
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Hi pig,
I would love a sticker as my brother doesent have one and it would annoy him that i do. thank you very much. Carl Dufton
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will flattery be enough?
i've seen gas pig stickers and i want some.
the more you send the more will be proudly displayed.
i know a lot of folks in my neighborhood that agree w/ you
(and i) completely. in fact one guy owns a car dealership
and refuses to sell SUV's. he even has anti-guzzling bumper stickers.
odd, huh?
well, it's a start.
pls send me bunches o' stickers....
oh, pls, pls, pls?
almost everyone on my block would love me.
i'm sure you'll catch some of that run-off love on your site.
a.k.mason
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I GOT A FORD TRUCK WITH A HEMI ENGINE IN IT. IT GETS 10 MILES TO THE GALLON. I HOPE THAT IMPRESSES YOU. I ALSO SMOKE COLUMBIAN CIGARS AND IF YOU SEND ME A STICKER ILL HOOK IT UP. I HAVE A GOOD ILLEGAL CONNECTION FOR EVERYTHING YOU NEED. SEND ME A MOTHER FUCKIN STICKER DUDE
JACK
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I would like a pig bumper sticker to show my hatred for those blankity-blank gas guzzling SUVs that not only consume WAY more gas than is necessary but cut off my little economical Honda in traffic and ALWAYS get the best goshdarned parking spaces, probably because they just knock the little cars out of the way. Teenagers especially do not need such humongous monstrosities because they can barely handle themselves, much less a car the size of the Western Hemisphere. I think it is outrageous that these "cars" are so big that the auto industry has to classify them as trucks so they don't have to answer for the unbelievably bad gas mileage. Down with SUVs!!!!!!!!!
And suddenly I realized I wasn't playing D&D anymore...
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WELL I WANT A BUMPER STICKER SO I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT THE PET PIG I HAD WHEN I WAS A KID LIVING ON A FARM. WE CALLED HER PIG, AND SHE LIVED INSIDE UNTIL SHE TOPPED 150 POUNDS, SHE ATE DOG FOOD WITH THE DOGS AND CHASED CARS DOWN THE DIRT ROAD WE LIVED ON IN MYRTLE BEACH SOUTH CAROLINA. SHE HAD PAINTED TOE NAILS AND WATCHED TV WITH US KIDS AND ATE POPCORN. I MISS PET PIG NOW THAT I AM 41 ALL I HAVE OUR PIG MEMORIES BIG PIG MEMORIES
LORI
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Hi, my name is Roe Acree I am 21 years old and am presently driving a 1986 Volvo station wagon. My First car was a 1987 740 gle Volvo sedan, my parents have owned 3 Volvo's and i have owned one. If you feel that i am worthy of one, i would be more than happy to display it on my bumper, thank you,
Roe Acree
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hey pig:
my boyfriend and i own a schoolbus, yes a freakin
diesel guzzling bus, but we don't drive it, just live
in it. i really hope that i won't ever have to drive
a car ever again, but i know it's not possible. i'd
like your sticker so i can put it on my "sticker wall"
of the schoolbus so everyone sees it on their way out
the door. Thanks pig.
Hannah
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Pig...
I drive a 1978 Ford F-250 Custom Supercab. I can sit in it and watch the gas gauge drop. Now I am poor college kid who walks everywhere he goes. It bites. Help me out. Give me three free stickers. Make me love my shoes.
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-I like pigs
-I went into a dealership selling hummers and wrote on a piece of paper "NoFatTrucks.com", copied it 10 times and taped it on the wall
-When Jack killed a pig in the book "Lord of the Flies", I cried for hours
-I told 5 friends about your website
-I have 5 pig Friends - Joe, John, Jim, Jack, and James
-When the called Piggy fatty from "Lord of the Flies" I immediately thought of this website
-I started a club in school called "Fat trucks are Bad"
-I tried snail for the first time yesterday
-My car is a hybrid
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My friend has the oldest beatup pickup truck in town, I'm sure it dont
get over 5 mpg, I think a Gas Pig sticker on it would be a good laugh
everytime some one read it. Vince
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3 things ... 4 foot ground clearance, 700 horse natural aspiration 900 with the bottle and a little bit of mud ... equals mud 75 feet through the air, I need a gas pig sticker
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i just recently got o little mazda pick up and im tired of the huge suv's and trucks croudind me i want to let them know where i stand on that subject i would like one of those stickers i would probly get mugged for it in my little town full of red necks
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I GOT A FORD TRUCK WITH A HEMI ENGINE IN IT. IT GETS 10 MILES TO THE GALLON. I HOPE THAT IMPRESSES YOU. I ALSO SMOKE COLUMBIAN CIGARS AND IF YOU SEND ME A STICKER ILL HOOK IT UP. I HAVE A GOOD ILLEGAL CONNECTION FOR EVERYTHING YOU NEED. SEND ME A MOTHER FUCKIN STICKER DUDE
JACK
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Hey, do you have any stickers that would be good for a Hybrid Ford Escape?
I know it's an SUV, but it's a small one (smaller than my audi wagon). It
qualifies for the super ultra low emissions and gets 36 mpg.
I'd like one that says "Got 36 MPG"
I'd also like to find one of those stickers that reads - "I'm helping change
the worlds climate. Ask me how." I think that would be appropriate on the
Escape.
James
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My '93 Toyota Camry gets over 30mpg. Over 245,000 miles on it. Just figured
I'd say that. To start you off with something to chew on. Now, I will
cleverly define a gaspig.
gas ( P ) Pronunciation Key (gs)
n. pl. gas·es or gas·ses
1. a. The state of matter distinguished from the solid and liquid states by
relatively low density and viscosity, relatively great expansion and
contraction with changes in pressure and temperature, the ability to diffuse
readily, and the spontaneous tendency to become distributed uniformly
throughout any container. b. A substance in the gaseous state.
2. A gaseous fuel, such as natural gas.
3. Gasoline.
4. The speed control of a gasoline engine. Used with the: Step on the gas.
5. A gaseous asphyxiant, irritant, or poison.
6. A gaseous anesthetic, such as nitrous oxide.
7. a. Flatulence. b. Flatus.
8. Slang. Idle or boastful talk.
9. Slang. Someone or something exceptionally exciting or entertaining: The
party was a gas.
pig ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pg)
n.
1. a. Any of several mammals of the family Suidae, having short legs, cloven
hooves, bristly hair, and a cartilaginous snout used for digging, especially
the domesticated hog, Sus scrofa domesticus, when young or of comparatively
small size. b. The edible parts of one of these mammals.
2. Informal. A person regarded as being piglike, greedy, or gross.
3. a. A crude block of metal, chiefly iron or lead, poured from a smelting
furnace. b. A mold in which such metal is cast. c. Pig iron.
4. Offensive Slang. Used as a disparaging term for a police officer.
5. Slang. A member of the social or political establishment, especially one
holding sexist or racist views.
SUV = GasPig
I hope you're impressed. Then again, I should have stuck to the SASE.
My last hope: like others have said, I <3 pigs!
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i really like the sticker designs on your website and
would love a free sticker. id love one so much id be
willing to cover my body in your stickers and walk
down the isle with my fiance. please send it(them) to
Dominic
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You would think with the astronomical price of
friggin' gasoline, people wouldn't be so gung ho to go
out and by a gas guzzling suv. what a bunch of
idiots!
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hey pig, i have a 89 gmc sierra with a 350 and i used to drive it around quite a bit
when gas was inexpensive. but now i drive a nissan pickup with a 4 cylander
and now i get close to 30 miles to a gallon. id love to put one of them
stickers on my gmc since it will become a mudding truck on the weekends.
plus i dont think anyone in my town has one of your stickers.....let me be
the first please
danny
Steve
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Okay, I like the sticker, but it might be a little too big. My wife and
I commute on motorcycles that get > 45mpg, but don't have a space big
enough for a bumper sticker. Well, maybe I can find room on the luggage
case..
Anyhow, we used to have three cars (zero bikes) - one car for each of us
to commute in, and a pickup truck for weekend errands.
We changed our lifestyle and have had two cars (plus 2 bikes) for the
past two years- a two-seater for my wife to commute in, one for errands
and carrying friends, and I'd take a bike or the bus. I haven't driven
to work in two years now.
We finally realized that paying for an extra car was silly. So we have a
two-seater car that gets ~30mpg (and weighs 2300lbs), and two bikes that
get > 45mpg. We have been carpooling and bussing lately; as the weather
improves, we'll bus and ride our bikes.
So, can you help me out with some stickers? I don't mind paying a little
bit for them, but it'd be nice to have some that would fit on the bikes.
If you send me some gaspig.com stickers, they might end up on random
large vehicles, or I might try to wedge them onto our bikes.
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please send the sticker! my boyfriend drives a plymouth mini-van. what a gas hog! i'd proudly display your sticker because he'd hate it!
angela
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HI I really want your sticker. ONE REASON. I want to put it on my pocket bike, It is a mini motorcycle that runs on about a half gallon of gas. It gets about 50 miles to the gallon. It really is efficient.
It whould be so cool to have your sticker on my pocket bike.
Thank you SO Much
Hunter
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It is pure fate that I found your website Mr. Pig.
I have been very upset at the lust for SUV's on the road. I am an activist and love making a difference, raising consciousness, and waking people up! I can't believe the sheer number of folks that purchase SUVs merely because they are in fashion right now without even considering what they are doing to the environment. A fellow activist friend of mine has actually keyed SUV's with the word GAS on them, which I personally think is too extreme. I told him he needs to find a more intelligent and respectful way to get his message across. I was about to try to make some kind of sign and tape it to my car window (and make him one too) but then I came across your site. It was kismet!
I would love to get a variety of stickers from you, Mr Pig (if you have ones with different designs) and pass them out to my fellow activists. I like that your site is listed on the stickers so that people can actually become educated from this act of activism (unlike people who's cars are keyed, who likely only get angered by the act of vandalism). I want to help educate my fellow activist that knowledge is the key to spreading awareness, not using literally using keys. And I want to play my part in waking up the masses and creating more of a mass consciousness on this very important topic.
Let me be your mobile banner!
Dana