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LETTER:
Hey Pig-
i have 8 family members that drive and we all have been in gas efficient hondas, toyatos and hybrids for several years. We have also been involved in 4 car accidents where SUV drivers could not see us down there. Thankfully we are all alright.
PLEASE let me make a statement in the Bluegrass State of Kentucky...where emissions tests are still NOT mandatory and driving a SUV or Truck with no muffler is COOL!

I'll show them who can make a statement!
-andee

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I drive a ford expedition I ride alone. I get filthy looks from people in little cars crammed full of people but I don't care I like my luxury truck. I like paying $40.00 per week in gas just to drive to work. people are jealous oh well my gas pig is expensive and I am worth it.

And By Golly, people like you. Want a sticker?

DEFINITELY YES. MY DAD WHO IS AS REDNECK AS THEY COME, REFERS TO ME AS A SUBURBANITE HE'S FROM LITTLE ROCK ARK. THANK YOU AND I WILL WAIT FOR MY STICKER WITH ANTICIPATION BRENDA

LETTER:
HEY PIG, ( Of course I mean that in the nicest way possible !!! )

My name is Mike, I am a fifty-seven year old diabetic, recently retired from the prison system and a Vietnam Vetran. I have worked since I have been thirteen years old, served my country, supported a family and I think now it's my turn to do what the hell I want. I just purchased a 2005 Ford Super Duty, extended cab, road HOGging, loud as Hell, kick-ass diesel, wife needs a stepping-stool to get in, gigantic, sweetest looking, gas guzzler on the road, used to pull my 40 ft. Jayco fifth-wheel, which takes even more gas. Hey, I'm 6'4" now wouldn't I look just a little silly in lets say, a volkswagon? I just simply had no other choice!!! Big Man must drive Big Truck, plus I don't ask anyone to pay for my gas, that would be very PIGgish of me !!! I have worked hard and I LOVE MY TRUCK, it sure beats the hell out of riding piggy-back !!!! But, bacon does smell better than diesel fuel . If you send me a sticker, I might, just might consider putting it on my truck ! Sincerely, Big Mike. Address as follows:
Michael
P.S. Hope I didn't offend anyone, just having fun

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What happens when a dumb pig can't control his SUV (see attached) this
> was my car! Replaced the cougar with a taurus. oh, well, at least the
> pig paid for 4 years of college and a nice downpayment on my condo.
>
> Jonathan

LETTER:
Hope this note finds you well in southern California and not flooded
out or washed away.

The title of the email (sung to the Smith's tune "Death of a Disco
Dancer") is obvious below; let's just say that not all SUV's are
created equal. While the Behemoth was damaged, I did manage to take out
a Jeep Grand Cherokee. Don't worry, no one was hurt. This happened last
summer and now, with the license plates and insurance ready to expire,
I think the Behemoth may be headed for the big auto salvage yard in the
sky. (At $4.00/pound I could almost buy a new Kia with the proceeds.) I
did have a crazy thought though: Do you have any interest in the
vehicle as a parachute stunt vehicle, like on your dvd? I even thought
that perhaps you could post the pictures on the Gaspig website and get
environmentalists to donate money to have this atrocity taken off the
road and bomb dropped out of a plane at 30,000 ft. I know my enviro.
law school girlfriend could get some people to chip in. Maybe we could
get Chevy to chip in and make an ad showing how their SUV can survive
such an impact. Anyway, I'm sure there are more crazy ideas I can come
up with but I thought I'd offer it to you. I would need to get
something for it so I don't know if you'd be willing. If the price was
right, I'd like to personally accompany the pig out there and see it's
true demise.

Let me know what you think.

LETTER:
Dear Mr. Pig,
>
> You will be happy to know, I usually walk place or take my bike. If
> not I will take the train. This is because I am fully against the War
> for Oil, and the constant bloodshed of US Troops for oil. It is not
> worth innocent people, soldiers and the depletion of the ozone layer
> for gasoline. I say we use Hemp as fuel, like the people in Canada are
> trying to do. Did you know if 6% of the USA was devoted to growing
> hemp, we would have enough hemp to keep every car running. I think
> thats pretty cool. Well anyways I would like to display your stickers
> on my bike and book bag, to spread the word.
>
> Sincerely,
> AOK

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im an environmental science teacher at cypress bay high in weston, fl;
and would much appreciate a sticker because i completely believe in
the cause, and want to show the rising generation how to be
environmentally safe.

LETTER:
Hey pig i got a big ole clunker that just sucks gas that really deserves
a sticker, plus i got a little rust thro on my chrome bumper that id
love to cover!!
Jay

LETTER:
Dear Pig,

I drive a VW Golf (its a '96, I plan on getting a new car soon and have been seriously looking into a Civic hybrid). My sister insists on driving a Dodge Durango, and plans on getting a new one soon (even though her front wheel almost fell off). No matter how much I try to convince her to get a station wagon or sedan (she has kids) she refuses to listen to me and just wants to have the biggest car on the road (shes 5'2", perhaps shes trying to make up for her lack of height). So, I want to stick one of your stickers on her monstrosity of a vehicel, woulnt mind having one for myself either ..;)

And well, if you want to be impressed ... I once slept through an earthquake!

-Natalie

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"We'd make it, Toph and I, given our cunning, our agility, our
presence of mind. Yes, yes. If we collided with a car at sixty miles
per hour on Highway 1, we could jump out in time. Yes, Toph and I
could do that. We're quick-thinking, this is known, yes, yes."
- A. H. W. O. S. G.

LETTER:
Hi there Mr Pig!

I'm from sunny England, and our fat mess of a deputy prime-minister - John "2 Jags" Prescot is a prime example of a Gas Pig. The man (and I use the word in it's loosest context) uses his Jaguar to haul his fat backside 2 minutes up the road, polluting us lot, ripping up the road (for which we have to pay even more tax to get resurfaced), and all the while lining the pockets of the fat cat oil company bosses etc etc.

Plus I have the misfortune of working in an area where seriously rich people live. They use big fat two-metres-to-the-gallon status symbols which we lovingly call Range Rovers to carry their rich, spotty faced ugly gits of children to school and back, and I'm sick of staring at a bumber halfway up my windscreen for half an hour every morning in traffic jams. Especially when I'm going to work to pay my taxes (to give to the above mentioned Fatty Prescot) and they're delivering the spawn or satan to the local future deputy prime minister factory!

Ooooo that felt good.

Andy

LETTER:
Dear Piggy-wiggy-

I go to Hampshire College, where all the chicks dig guys who are
PRO-environment and ANTI-pollution. Come on, Mr. Pig, you get all the
chicks. Share the wealth, man! Send me a bumper sticker please!

PS-I take the bus whenever I can, even though I have a car and chicks
dig guys who drive instead of taking the bus. I just don't understand
women!

LETTER:
Hi
I have a 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee with a 318 cid engine . I use
approx. $40+/week in fuel , plus I have a heavy foot .. I drive @30
miles total per day and go through about 10 different cities during
peak travel times . I am looking for a windsheild sticker , and
possibly a small for the rear window .
thanks

steve

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dear pig -

i'm a cute engineer who lives in seattle and am VERY tired of
everyone's big, stoopid SUV's that never leave the pavement.... these
vehicles are NOT for yuppie-carrying, latte-toting soccer-mom magnets
and i would love to let them know with some of your stickers..

stevie

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get off my road, could there be a more ignorant person who is to stupid to understand bikes are a menace to cars?????? nope. if a bike gets steam rolled its the bikers fault, nuff said, period. excluding children, who have all the right in the world to ride there bikes on the road. this critical mass group, now thats a different story, these idiots deserve to hit lose gravel... heheheheheheheheeeeee ya know a catch basin grate removed from the catch basin, which by the way is placed right in the middle of a bike lane, can be quite a surpise for an unsuspecting bike rider on there way to work in the darkness of the morning. hehehehahahahehehahahehahah. After hitting three or four of those babies they might get the hint.... get off my road. sign.....

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im curious..... how many of those dip shit critical mass participants drove there car to downtown portland, then unloaded the bike off a rack to ride in protest of cars?????? i cant stop wondering what breeds such stupidity and hypocracy.

LETTER:
Hi, I am a current high school student, and we have been studying global warming and the greenhouse effect. I can’t believe how careless most Americans are with these HUGE SUVs! It’s like they don’t even care that they are contributing to a huge cause of pollution of our planet… maybe they think that we’ll invent a big enough vehicle to get us to another planet…
Mack

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I want no fat trucks and gas pig stickers because I believe that automobiels
are the biggest thret to our air. Take for instance China with a population
of 3 billion. In 1995 2 million cars were sold, In 2003 20 million cars were
sold. The trend will continue and soon the air polution in bajing will be so
extreamly over contaminated. In september of 2004 the air polution level in
Bejing was 209! And the popularity of the SUV is on the rise! By 2030 China
is expected to excrete the moste emmissions in the world! Right now Bejing's
smog can migrate over boarders and bodies of water!
I just can't comprehend how people don't believe in Global warming! I was
in a protest against FORD cuz there really bad, any how, and the dealer told
me the earth was progressing into an ice age and there is no proof of global
warming, and I wanted to rip out my hair and throw it at him!
Individuals need to see that gass guzzeling hummers and sports cars arnt
cool! Unless one is in war why have a Hummer, exsept if one needed to mount
a machine gun onto the roof. Isn't a small gas efficent or hybred car cool?
Any way Please send me a bunch of free stickers! I ensur you I will put them
to VERY good use!
Thankyou for your time and for creating such a great site that premotes
change. I hope your campagn helps reduce tones and tones of emmissions!

Ps Have you ever herd of Percy Schmiser a 73 year-old Canola farmer from
Saskatchewan who got sued by Monsanto for $140 000 because their round up
ready canola(GMO) was found in percy's fiels and he didn't pay user fees.
But the canola got there through polin drifting in the wind, and he didn't
even know about the contamination. It is a prim example of why It is
lutacris that a company can patent a gene!

Gina

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I was the winner of the 89 actor of the year from the ohio thespian association. I was one of 10 finalists for the national hispanic scholarship award. (I had to withdraw b/c I am not hispanic.) I hate SUVs. People that have them have no identity or uniqueness. There are too many of them on the road and too many starving people in the world to waste money on them and the gas they consume.

LETTER:
Look my name is Billie , My daughter who will be 2 in March loves stickers. I guess she takes after me I use to have an obession over cool and unique stickers. Well anyways. I just want to get her some free stickers if interested in sending some to her our address It will make her happy and I think that should be enough to impress anyone.
Thanks, Billie

LETTER:
It is pure fate that I found your website Mr. Pig.

I have been very upset at the lust for SUV's on the road. I am an activist and love making a difference, raising consciousness, and waking people up! I can't believe the sheer number of folks that purchase SUVs merely because they are in fashion right now without even considering what they are doing to the environment. A fellow activist friend of mine has actually keyed SUV's with the word GAS on them, which I personally think is too extreme. I told him he needs to find a more intelligent and respectful way to get his message across. I was about to try to make some kind of sign and tape it to my car window (and make him one too) but then I came across your site. It was kismet!

I would love to get a variety of stickers from you, Mr Pig (if you have ones with different designs) and pass them out to my fellow activists. I like that your site is listed on the stickers so that people can actually become educated from this act of activism (unlike people who's cars are keyed, who likely only get angered by the act of vandalism). I want to help educate my fellow activist that knowledge is the key to spreading awareness, not using literally using keys. And I want to play my part in waking up the masses and creating more of a mass consciousness on this very important topic.

Let me be your mobile banner!

Dana

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Hey Pig, Send me a sticker or 2 or 3. I drive an old Chevy Blazer, BUT I only go to town once a week to stock up on groceries. I live in the boondocks. I would absolutely LOVE to put some on the new Hummers and 4-wheel drives that don't do any 4 wheeling. Also my husband is the winch man for mud bogging and he can pull those trucks out all day and still have gas to come home to the boonies.
Thanks for reading,, if you really do.
I WILL have fun with these

Sabrena

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Hey Pig! I'm a college student from an environmental-focused school in upstate NY, which is surrounded by beautiful forests, an abundance of hippies, and incredibly high gas prices. I hate the fact that its costing me so much to fill up my 98 Saturn's gas tank. For once, I agree with the fellow hippies of my school when they protest gas guzzlers. I, however, would prefer to show my support with one of your stickers instead, because downwind of a group of those students is not where I want to stand. Thanks!

Chrissy


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Hey, love your web site!

Living in southern California it is super irritating to watch all these gas pigs driving on the freeways. Most of the time they only have one person in the vehicle! What a waste! I split my driving between a mini Datsun pickup and a motorcycle.

I'd love to share my feelings and would be proud to put a gaspig bumper sticker on my car and one on my bike.

Thanks

Jay

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Dear Mr. Pig,

I would be eternally grateful if you were to forward a sticker my way so that I may place it in direct sight of my skinny little, monster truck drivin', leaving every day at 5 am neighbor. You don't have anything that may encourage Mr. Atmosphere next door to fix the hole in his damned muffler, do you?

Thanks!
R.

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NEED STICKER TO WARN PEOPLE AND SAVE LIVES

LETTER:
mr. pig:
yes, i agree that some people do not need SUV's and
only have them to look good. they are not carrying
around large loads, etc. HOWEVER, i WOULD like to
tell you that stereotyping all SUV drivers into this
category is unfair. my family drives an SUV and we
routinely carry around QUITE large loads of things
like furniture, boxes, and other large quantities of
things that would never fit in a normal size sedan.
also, my dad has to drive over an hour to work every
day/night and in dangerously bad weather, it is
IMPERATIVE for him to be driving a safe vehicle. and
an SUV is one of the safest. so next time, before
making a stereotype of something/someone, look at all
the angles, will you?
Andrew

LETTER:
Dear Piggy,

My husband is an ASS and drives an really big SUV. I would like to put your
bumper sticker smack dab center of my bumper so when I park next to him, it
will piss him off. I want all my neighbors to know I am against him driving
that thing and that I am against My having to pay for the gas to fill it.
But mostly, I just want to piss him to hell and back.

Please send a bumper sticker to me at:

Lisa

LETTER:
Apparently I have to impress the Pig to receive a free bumper sticker.

I probably cannot do that, but hear (or see) me this. I am into cars. I have
been into cars ever since the mid-80s when I first saw Back to the Future.
The DeLorean was (and still is) so awesome to me.

So right, I like cars. I have three Mercury Cougars (1987, 1993 & 1999). The
1999 is a 5-speed. I have put the most work into it and it is definitely the
fastest out of the three.

I dislike SUVs, vans, minivans, and the like. Trucks are okay, but I hate
how the aforementioned gas-wasting vehicles block your vision while your
behind them, take up so much space, and blind you with their higher lights.

BMW is one of my favorite car companies. I had a 1987 BMW 325 silver
5-speed. BMW basically disowned itself when it wanted a share of the gas-hog
market; they released an SUV line. Mercedes and Porsche also did this. Nasty
nasty.

But oh well.

Enough ranting for now.

Thanks.

Coleby

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Dear Pig-

I live in Atlanta, Georgia, a city with the 4th dirtiest air in the country. A
HUGE proportion of the cars on the road are SUVs, even though we have few hills
and no snow, hence virtually now need for 4X4. I, on the other hand, drive a
Honda Civic, standard transmission. If I could afford a hybrid, I'd buy one.
Of course, with fuel prices what they are, I can't afford to buy a new car.
Fuel prices are driven mostly by demand, as extensive data from several decades
documents. SUV drivers are driving up the cost of fuel for the rest of us
every second of every day. Even folks who walk or rely on public
transportation are forced to pay inflated costs for food and goods that must be
shipped across the county in even bigger road hogs. I can (and do) choose to
purchase local foods to save on gas consumption in food transport, but many in
low income areas can't, and will contintue to pay more all the time for a
gallon of milk. It's the children of the working class who must defend the
sources of this oil, including two of my cousins, three high school friends
(one killed in the line of duty, leaving a widow and child) and three college
friends. SUVs are just one of the many ways in which the poor subsidize the
luxuries of the rich; unlike the subsidies the rich pay for the poor, the poor
pay frequently with their lives or their health. I would love to be able to
express these feelings to those selfish monsters in SUVs with more eloquence
and incisiveness than my middle finger posesses. I'm requesting your aid in
this endeavor.

Thank you very much,
Jennifer