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To Whom It May Concern,
I am very interested in receiving the NoFatTrucks.com Bumper Sticker. With rising gas prices and the dangers that come with large trucks and SUVs, I have advised many of my friends to buy the new smaller hybrid cars that have recently been released. I would really appreciate it if you would send me a bumper sticker so that I can place it on my car and educate more people about the dangers of large vehicles.

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Hi!
Would love to have two of your stickers. Someone just GAVE us a VW Jetta and it has 300,000 miles on it and we will drive it at least another 300,000!! It gets 50 mpg and we love it!! We also have a minivan that someone gave us.......we love the van but the gas mileage is terrible!! We only drive that when we need to haul around all the kids.
Thanks!!

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I sure need a sticker to piss of the jerks i work with, and those idots who try and squeeze those things into a parking place made for a sub compact car, so tight i need a can opener to get out, or in to mine, thanks, Rod.
Lori

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I want to join the gaspig club and receive my very own Looks Improving Sticker.
here are a few specs:

1996 Jeep Cherokee Sport
Top speed 112mph
17/13 mpg
Crappy 2" lift
Crappy walmart tires
redneck exhaust
various homemade "performance improvements"
Obnoxious low quality loud stereo
one bumper sticker that says "PORN, its cheaper than dating" No other sticker has been worthy of my Heep, except GASPIG.COM I currently reside in Tucson Arizona and have not seen any Gaspig.Com drivers. I drive around a lot. I have had the Heep for less than 6 years and racked over 135K miles. City,Highway and offroad trails. My wonderful A-hole style driving skills will definitely get the attention of people. I was thinking a GASPIG.COM on the front air dam or larger one on the back lift gate right above the bumper.

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I like to give Hummer drivers a big grin as I flip them the bird. SUVs are a social disease! I also hate people who talk on cell phones while driving, and already have a "Hang Up And Drive" sticker on my car.
Thanks for your time
Dan

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...just got my 33" m/t trxus on my 4runner .....
my mileage just went to SHIT!
and.....I don't CARE! I *love* it!
and....I promise to slap that sticker on the truck the VERY same day I get it!
work for ya?
cheers,
åaron

Truth be told, I *don't* get that great of gas mileage...but....I also keep my foot off the gas and do my best to not eat up all my $$ in gasoline. I like to take my truck out wheeling and trail building. I use it for it's intended purpose. My reasoning for going up to 33" tires was to gain ground clearance and traction...and it's really help me drive slower....therefore the truck should last longer....right? or....so the theory goes.

and yes....VERY fun to rag on the "mall rated" SUV's!

thanks much, I'll send you a pic when I get it "stuck" (the sticker, not the 4runner, it doesn't GET stuck! LOL!)

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hey ya piggy, please send us 3 stickers please....i have a caprice classic {83} suprisingly it dosn't do that bad on gas it was just proved on our trip from iowa 2 florida and back in the crappy weather we all just had, 10mph on a 70 mph interstate {that sucked. i had bought a smaller car{grand prix} and it was nothing but trouble not even a year later it was sold i went back 2 my old faithful and will not give it up till she dies!!!!! when im not driving my car i walk or ride my bike. by the way mt ex has a truck that has really big tires on it and the gas milage is crap!! ty

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please send me your free bumper sticker. I have driven nothing but imports and not suv forover 35 years

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I want a sticker to show those gas-guzzling, more-money-than-they-know-what-to-do-with-it, i'm-over-compensating-for-something, i-can't-drive-worth-a-crap-so-i-need-protection, can't-stop-reproducing-soccer-moms, etc morons how i REALLY feel.
Thanks Pig !!

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I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and i got a car that runs half electric.Can i have a sticker??
Sincerly,
Steve

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I want to tell all them gas guzzling trucks to stay out of my way

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Dear Mr. Pig
Why do I want a bumper sticker you ask.
Short and sweet, in a nutshell

I HATE FAT TRUCKS
and the A Holes who buy them, drive them and pollute the world, and this is coming from a single mom of 4, grandma of 1 with 1 more on the way, who is disabled with lung disease and not from smoking. Its hard enough for me to breath, with out these gashogs on the road causing me more grief. I say blow them all up, I want to be around to watch my grandbabies grow up to be gas free...lol
Sincerly
Ms Kelley

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proud owner of a v.w. diesel golf... 45 mpg , i know you think its a "poluting diesel" but if you check the facts you will be suprised to know they dont polute like they used to. ive been thinking to converting mine to cooking oil and i will only be guilty of smelling like fried chicken.when u send me the sticker ill mail you back some stamps to help you. keep up the good work. frank

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ok, i go to school at a private school in suburban philly, you guessed it, obnoxious mothers, large SUVs. These oblivious woman park their cars in the center of the street while waiting to pick up their snobby children. I drive a Honda Accord. My whole family drives Hondas. Please help me get the message across to these oblivious woman. I hope i have impressed you, or that at least you sympathize with me. I go to school in an area where i do not live, however i know not one of these people use their selfish urban vanity mobiles for purposes other than haling around their 2 children.

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Until the government makes the car manufactuers quit selling gas powered cars and trucks, and make the solar powered or better yet " the cooking oil powered" cars affordable and make them available to everyone, they will keep killing the planet.
I , myself.... walk or take the bus. One less car on the road. Although the bus is a rolling smog machine, it's one less person driving.
And if we don't do something SOON we won't even have the benefit of sunlight to work with.

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hi im a big pig fan i collect anything to do with pigs ,pictures,ornaments etc.

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I have long been fascinated with an emerging American dream I call the "Penile Truck Envy." I live in a small country community where one would expect to see compact or gas-efficient cars or farm trucks. However, these morons have bought into the idea that they must show their prowess, their "largeness" by purchasing vehicles, like Hummers, that get 12 MPG of gas, and cost more than their shanty homes they live in. I see people who rent small apartments yet drive gas-guzzlers that have payments that are probably quadruple their rent. Me and my little Chevy Metro would just like to rub it in their faces a bit with a sticker. ;)

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I haven't eaten bacon in almost a week for you :) Also, i havr this awesome lighter! it's a pig and fame comes out its nose, it has 2 flames!

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I would like 4 stickers PLEASE!!!! Thank You oh so VERY MUCH!!! I want four so I can have one for me & each of my family members that are driving! Thanks Again! *~*Ashley*~*

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Hey pig! i want a free sticker please... i think it's retarded when "People are driving freight trains to run errands." I think you should send me a free sticker so I can give people something to read too!
Adrienne

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Because I want one, I deserve one, And GOD DAMN IT, PEOPLE LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!

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The story is like this...I downloaded some anti-suv tickets froma website, they had little boxes to check off including
:obstructing view of traffic
using gas
making poor air
symbol of status
subject to rolling etc.

they had places where i could put in the make and license of the vehicle, making it look really professional. I was crossing the road with my clipboard, and who should illegally oull through a light and almost hit me (it was late at night) but a large suv. Hey! I yelled and he stopped. i asked him to wait while i filled out a ticket, then i handed it to him and he said "thank you" and i almost laughed my little head off.
can i have a sticker?

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I think you should send me a FREE GAS PIG Sticker because...HEY! You could use the publicity, right? Any pig would agree to that!

Ok ... here's why I say you could use the publicity... I, myself, have never heard of gaspig.com and I don't think anyone else around here has either. I do think that people need to know all the facts you're stating, and what better way than for them to see a bumper sticker going down the road, get curious, & check out your site! C'mon! You know you wanna give it to me!
*~*Ashley*~*

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I built a four cylinder Toyota that would go anywhere, anytime, and unless overloaded with toys ran with the gas pigs just fine. I need to put a gas pig sticker on it to shame the genetically genitally challenged little boys at the local Mud bog.

Tony

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The problem is people, having too many other people! Just like climbing El Capitan, it was no problem until too many humans started doing it. Not he face is closed to all climbing. Bummer. Likewise, there's nothing wrong with an SUV (I remember when they were called "carryall's") it's just that now there are too many of them - and too much traffic as a result. Fewer humans would equal fewer drivers, and so the size of each truck would be of no consequence.

So if you REALLY care about the environment, go get that vasectomy and that tube ligation, and let's start managing our human-load on the world rather than worry about the vehicle-load on the highways.

After all, that problem will take care of itself once the oil really and truly, finally runs out. Hey, I know that's been a cry of gloom-n-doom for decades, but no matter how much oil there is in the ground it has to run out some time!

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i once ate a half formed formented chick still in the egg, i think that is worth 3 free stickers

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Hey, I am sick of seeing these huge suv's around and people thinking that they own the road. I wish to take one of these big hummer h2's out of commision. I was hopeing that you could recommend the easiest way to destroy one of these pigs without getting someone else hurt. Merely to send my message. Any recommendations are welcome.

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haha...I love your site because I HATE SUVs!!! I never let them go in traffic, cut them off, do whatever I can to piss them off... At my apartment complex, one Suburban owner had the audacity to leave a note on my car telling me to park my car farther towards the other side because they have a big car. They didn't even ask! Now, I give them as little space as possible. I'm not paying $25 for a parking spot that their big thing is going to take up half of!

Anyways, would LOVE a bumper sticker - the bigger the better! Thanks so much and keep up the good work.
Ryan

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IF I WANT TO OWN AN EXCURSION I CAN; IF THE ECOSYSTEM GETS TOO SCREWED THEN THE GOV'T WILL CHANGE THE CARS TO HYDROGEN. IN THE MEANTIME 8MPG, THAT'S RIGHT EIGHT TO THE GALOON. SOMEBODY STOP SELLING THE GLOBAL WARMING CONSPIRARCY; STARTING TO GET HOT IN HEAR, OR IS IT JUST ME? ANYWAY, GIVE ME MY STICKER CAUSE...WELL NO REASON JUST ADDING TO THE COLLECTION. JT
JUSTIN

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Mr. Pig,
i would like to have ur sticker to always remind me of ur smell everywhere i go..even if its in the other side of the planet like now. (Im from Brazil)
Thank´s a lot.
Ms. Javaléia